Current Events 17 March 2020 A Public Service Announcement from Joe Rogan & Michael Osterholm The best, most comprehensive, and most informative 15-minute explanation of COVID-19 that I have yet heard. Listen to Dr. Michael Osterholm's analysis from the Joe Rogan Experience
15 October 2019 Monday Miscellany – Columbus Day Edition A few questions, coitus interruptus in geopolitics, and a little conspiracy news...
3 October 2019 STAR WARS Slaughters & Odd Coincidences at Dinner Because sometimes there's much more behind the point in a simple dinner conversation & genocide in far away galaxies...
Roundup Saturday 15 September 2019 Roundup Saturday - Lies about Trump + Deutsche Bank, Big Brexit News, Black on Black on Black Carbon Nanotubes, and Bernie Bumps His Head Again! The return of Roundup Saturday (one day late) after a long hiatus has the US-China trade war, US political maneuvers, Big Tech news, and boxing speed bags...
Miscellaneous Monday 9 September 2019 Listen Up! A Public Service Announcement "In high school, we used to choke each other out...and then the cheerleaders wanted to get choked out..." "Where did you go to school!?"
20 August 2019 Socio-Sexual Hierarchy, Pt. 2 – Misunderstandings & A Note of Clarification Written to clear some launchpads for future use, to restate important definitions, and to puncture a few Balloon-Opinions...
16 August 2019 Introductions, Pt. 2 – A Brief Review & Writing Prompt #1: Preferences in the Bible A (sort of) Continued Introduction from last time...
Current Events 11 August 2019 ALERT: Flee the Goolag The Google cannot help itself: it has ignored its own former motto of "Don't Be Evil", and mistaken "untrustworthy interference" for "public good". Abandon it in toto.
14 July 2019 With Greater Social Awareness Comes... Need some wisdom? Acquire a model for understanding male social hierarchy based upon male behavior – because there will be consequences...
1 July 2019 405 Error – Call to (Dis)order This is a test, of course – and what of it? Are you surprised? Did you expect any different from this miserable, beaten-down, cheerless and cheerful, revolutionary, and magnificent existence on this third rock from Sol?
Nature 29 April 2019 The most well-spoken play-by-play ever? Combine an early-morning park patrol with a born narrator for the most compelling, edge-of-your-safari-seat viewing from the waterhole this year…
Current Events 15 April 2019 Aflame 'Paris is disfigured' – the catastrophic beginning to an unforgettable Holy Week in France…
Current Events 7 April 2019 Roundup Texas – Underneath the Overpass U.S. Customs & Border Patrol says that March 2019 had the most illegal border crossings from Mexico in over 10 years. Where to keep the migrants?
Recent Events 31 March 2019 Roundup Saturday – No Collusion If there is no evidence for any electoral treachery with the Russians in 2016, then what did this all happen for?
Recent Events 16 March 2019 Roundup Saturday – The Pentagon Accepts Womxn, The Faceborg Returns!, and Bernie Bumps His Head We find a real-life Nick Fury, the Navy needs personnel and deactived ships, Zuckerberg has a new plan for the 'Borg, and Senator Bernie Sanders gets stitches
Recent Events 2 March 2019 Roundup Saturday – The Faceborg: Resistance is Futile We are Faceborg. Lower your shields and surrender your free will. Your biological & spiritual distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is (of course) futile…
Analysis & Insight 19 February 2019 "We're leaving." "Can I swim in your pool?" "Idi Amin would get a warmer welcome in our dog park [than Donald Trump]." —Tucker Carlson