29 April 2019 The most well-spoken play-by-play ever? Combine an early-morning park patrol with a born narrator for the most compelling, edge-of-your-safari-seat viewing from the waterhole this year…
15 April 2019 Aflame 'Paris is disfigured' – the catastrophic beginning to an unforgettable Holy Week in France…
7 April 2019 Roundup Texas – Underneath the Overpass U.S. Customs & Border Patrol says that March 2019 had the most illegal border crossings from Mexico in over 10 years. Where to keep the migrants?
31 March 2019 Roundup Saturday – No Collusion If there is no evidence for any electoral treachery with the Russians in 2016, then what did this all happen for?
16 March 2019 Roundup Saturday – The Pentagon Accepts Womxn, The Faceborg Returns!, and Bernie Bumps His Head We find a real-life Nick Fury, the Navy needs personnel and deactived ships, Zuckerberg has a new plan for the 'Borg, and Senator Bernie Sanders gets stitches
2 March 2019 Roundup Saturday – The Faceborg: Resistance is Futile We are Faceborg. Lower your shields and surrender your free will. Your biological & spiritual distinctiveness will be added to our own. Resistance is (of course) futile…
19 February 2019 "We're leaving." "Can I swim in your pool?" "Idi Amin would get a warmer welcome in our dog park [than Donald Trump]." —Tucker Carlson